I have the opportunity to get a lifetime Rosetta Stone language membership, and I can't decide what to get. I have no need to learn a language for any reasons other than I want to, and it's suppose to be helpful to middle-aged brains. My past experience with learning a foreign language is dismal, to say the least. I took two years of Spanish in junior high and could neither enunciate it well nor understand it. In high school, I took two years of French and could easily enunciate it, plus rapidly repeat anything I heard, but had no idea what I or anyone else was saying. Other languages I briefly studied on my own were Italian, Japanese and German. I couldn't stick with anything, and even had a nightmare one night while studying German! Below I will post the available languages, and would love to know what one language others would choose and why. I'm particularly interested if you think the language you would choose has to do with a past life, or with your DNA if you have had a DNA test. Arabic, Chinese (Mandarin), Dutch, English (American), English (British), Filipino (Tagalog), French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hindi, Irish, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Persian (Farsi), Polish. Portuguese (Brazil), Russian, Spanish (Latin America), Spanish (Spain), Swedish, Turkish, Vietnamese P.S. Oh, they have English (British)! Even I could probably learn that, but would a lifetime membership be wasted on that for an American? I mean, how much English (British) could there be to learn?