Okay, I tried really hard but I just couldn't resist adding this:
One sunny Tuesday, Jack, Joe, and Jake hopped into Jack's car and headed off to work. As they barreled down the freeway, a sleepy semi driver crossed the divider and ran head-on into the hapless carpoolers. Fortunately, they didn't suffer at all.
Instead, their souls were instantly lifted high above the earth and gently deposited at the top of a cliff. Beyond the cliff was an azure sky dotted with puffy clouds. Looking the other way was an endless stretch of emerald green grass,a sparkling river snaking off into the distance and copses of enormous, park-like trees. It was stunningly beautiful. Just then, a pearly glowing Light settled down nearby and a deep voice, filled with love and compassion, intoned, "Approach my sons".
"Are we in heaven?" asked Joe.
"No," the Light answered, "You get reincarnated. Eight out of ten people on earth can't be wrong, can they?"
"Wow! Does that mean we get to go back?" asked Jake.
"Yes," the voice sighed heavily (but lovingly), "As many times as it takes."
"What do we do next?" asked Jack.
"Just tell me your choice for reincarnation and jump off the cliff," the Light explained.
Joe ran towards the cliff and leaped like a sky diver shouting, "I want to be an eagle!"
And POOF! He was an eagle.
Next, Jake ran towards the cliff, leaped out into the air like a bungee jumper and shouted, "I want to be a condor!" and POOF, he was a condor.
Grinning like a fool, Jack ran towards the cliff but just as he was about to leap, his foot hit a rock. "I want to be a..." and as he fell, Jack said, "Oh, sh--!" and POOF!
Sorry, 'bout that. You may all go on back to the more serious discussion. Don't mind me.
Kat
[This message has been edited by Kateet (edited 09-20-2000).]